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Yes I watch Newport Harbor

August 30th, 2007 mperalta 1 comment

Newport Harbor Y'all
Since Laguna Beach got cancelled, there was a void in my life. That void has been filled with some rich good looking kids that appear on Newport Harbor! The stories in this show take place over a six month period. The people, situations, and drama…. are real. (insert standard dramatic musical snippet – spelled like this: “tunh tunh tunh…”)

So Laguna went off the air and Lucie and I are like… “Newport Harbor? WTH is that? Nothing, and we mean nothing, can replace Laguna.  We don’t even care that Newport Harbor is written in the same font… there is no substitute!”  But apparently, there is!  The kids in this show are slightly better looking, slightly richer, and have better cell phones – which makes for amazing TV. Check it out.

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The Hills Season 3

August 28th, 2007 mperalta No comments

Spencer Pratt
I think that Chester is pretty much a psycho – evident in his reaction to Heidi painting over his horrendous Hollywood graffiti surprise (who likes indoor graffiti anyway?). I can understand that he has associates that do graffiti and he probably paid them a hefty sum of money to mess up his apartment, but really, Chester, really? I give props to the-shell-of-a-woman-that-used-to-be-Heidi for painting over that hot ghetto mess.

Hollywood!

Oops

I think that Chester has Histrionic Personality Disorder, here is some proof:

A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

SYMPTOMS
(1) is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention (at Heidi’s Ranch – he gets out of the rental car clapping. Who does that?)

(2) interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior (Haven’t seen this really)

(3) displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions (Remember that crazy smile he gave Heidi when he is sitting there considering his messed up graffitti wall?)

(4) consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self (this is not specific to Chester, his whole little crew does this)

(5) has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail (When he describes Lauren at the dinner table, that was classic)

(6) shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion (see #5)

(7) is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances (He is basically Brody’s bitch)

(8) considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are (I would marry her today! As Heidi’s parents look at him all weird)

WOW. I’ve really thought about this haven’t I? Maybe I’m a psycho.

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Vanilla Ice would be proud

August 15th, 2007 mperalta No comments

Grafiti

ICE ICE BABY

A’ight Stop, collaborate and Listen.  Original pics here: http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=7718

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