Andres Miguel Peralta
Andres Miguel Peralta
aka “Little Man,” “Incredible Hulky,” “Top Gun”
Andres is my son, and man is he totally funny! When he was born, all I kept thinking was “Man this kid looks like my dad!”
Born on Nov 30, 2002 in Dubai, United Arab Emirates – Andresito has become Lucinda and my full time job. He has funny faces, and never ever lets us forget who is boss. We really love him a lot.
Here are the top 10 ways to tell you are a new parent:
10. You have a new mantra: “Just leave it for now…”
9. You find yourself expecting cheers when you burp, fart, or poop.
8. You no longer stand still, you have adopted a constant ’sway’ in your posture.
7. You find yourself absolutely fascinated by your new baby’s face and you miss work just kinda looking at it…
6. Sleep becomes more valuable than diamonds wrapped in gold on a bed of money.
5. You take turns eating / drinking / sleeping / showering / cooking / burping / dressing / etc….
4. In conversations with other adults, you find yourself saying “oh that’s so goooooood, you’re such a gooooood boy!
3. You no longer care what you look like as long as the baby is happy.
2. You have perfected telling people vital information: Weight, Length, Time Born, Name, Story behind the birth, Labor hours, how he’s doing, yes we know he’s cute, etc…
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY to tell you are a new parent:
1. You’ve never been happier – but ready to cry at any moment…